Infinite Elgintensity Blog

Watch a washed-up dating show celebrity attempt to lose weight and some ego lifters disregard their own safety during a health crisis.    

Congrats to IE coach Tom Mannion for setting an under-80kg strongman deadlift world record of 710 lbs. (322kg) @ 175 lbs. (79.6kg) body weight! Coach Tom is going to attempt another big pull in five weeks, but until then is accepting new online clients. Sign up for coaching services here and request Tom...

Several YouTubers have explained how Athlean-X has tried to look stronger than he really is, but nobody has roasted him for it until now.  

Find out how Greg Glassman, CrossFit's founder, ruined his own company in a matter of days before resigning in shame.  

The world is burning--Minneapolis especially--but take comfort in the fact that you're not stupid enough to drink a high-calorie, low-protein shake for weight loss.  

The lockdown continues, and so do my coronavirus jokes.  

I've recently been featured on Starter Story, a blog full of interviews with successful business startup founders. I primarily discussed my apparel store: its origins, rookie mistakes, day-to-day-operations, plans for the future, and more. The article, even the title, has several typos that weren't in my article submission. Also, the $8,378.37 monthly...

Coronavirus or not, most accidents happen in the home...especially if there's a gym involved.  

by Kajs Hadžićof KH Performance Lab        Many of the New Year's Resolutioners aren't eating nutritious meals or showing up to the gym anymore. This time, it's not because of their lack of willpower (not entirely, anyway). Due to the coronavirus outbreak, most gyms are closed, and grocery stores...

This is what happens when your idea of comedy is playing the victim and waiting for the applause sign to light up. Watch me point out the many problems with this late-night host and her shtick.   Jeff Ross, if you need someone to take her spot at next year's roast, you...

Watch me roast Gwyneth Paltrow as she promotes her company and its brand of pseudoscience in her new Netflix show, "The Goop Lab."  

Thanks for another successful year.     For 2020, I'm going to try to cover a wider variety of subjects on YouTube, release more designs and products on my store, and expand my coaching services. Stay tuned.

The last "Gym Idiots" of the year. Brace yourself for the New Year's resolutioners.  

Tyrone the Fitness Addict can't pick up girls, so he picked up boxing. Watch this video to find out whether he finally found a suitable substitute for a job.  

The body acceptance cult expects doctors and, now, teachers to avoid mentioning obesity. Watch me roast this Kentucky woman for getting triggered over a first grade reading assignment.     Get the "You Have Died of Obesity" T-shirt featured in the video as well as tank tops and hoodies in...

by Kajs Hadžićof KH Performance Lab    As anyone who has ever watched “Fails from the CrossFit Games” knows, Olympic lifting is very exciting yet easy to screw up. If you want to try this sport, then follow these four tips to make the most of your training. 1. Check...

Enjoy these frightening sights on Halloween night.  

Transgender female athletes have beaten biological women in track, MMA, powerlifting, and Olympic lifting. Add sprint/track cycling to the list. Update: YouTube removed my latest video for hate speech a day after manually reviewing it and approving it for all advertisers, then confirmed its decision on appeal. You can watch this episode...

Watch as the Princess of Pop squats, a summer body takes a fall, and a baby on board gets whiplash.  

by Elgin E. Mones, Esq.   Dietary supplements aren't necessary to build muscle, burn fat, or achieve any fitness goals. They also can't compensate for horrible diet and exercise programs or even excellent ones to which you refuse to adhere. If a pill or powder could make you look like...