Infinite Elgintensity Blog

The biggest fails from the 2021 NoBull CrossFit Games with my acerbic commentary.     "Major Lift Blunders (2021)" apparel, inspired by the biggest fail from the Games, is available in three colors.  

Watch me roast Mary Fran Donnelly, a teacher who thinks that hotels and airlines need to expand their spaces and amenities because she's too fat to use them.  

The Olympics might give the Washed-Up Loser Olympics a run for its money.  

Watch me roast Tess Holliday as she explains her anorexia diagnosis despite fitting none of the criteria.  

Watch me roast Demi Lovato for issuing a fake apology after accusing a frozen yogurt shop of encouraging disordered eating.  

Watch this video for the latest details on Jujimufu and Tom's business debacle.  

Transgender female athletes still raise issues of fairness and diversity somehow. Watch me roast two collegiate runners argue for allowing biological men to compete with women in sports.  

Watch as people with branches for arms try to infiltrate branches of government plus some resolutioners fail at their fitness goals already.  

Watch me recap the most amusing moments in an otherwise dull and dreary year.  

Watch me roast Tyrone the Fitness Addict as he executes questionable tactics to pick up girls who have boyfriends.  

A global pandemic might've canceled a lot of events over health concerns, but nothing will stop the Reebok CrossFit Games from raising additional ones. Watch me cover the bad calls, dumb events, and other foolishness of the Washed-Up Loser Olympics, Coronavirus Edition.  

Watch Boogie2988's Twitter fingers turn to trigger fingers, with some analysis of the legal issues from yours truly.  

I planned to sell my own line of shaker bottles earlier this year, but I bided my time during lockdown. After all, shaker bottles won't sell when people are out of the gym and/or out of the job. Now that many gyms and other businesses have reopened, I've decided to launch my line of shaker...

Watch a washed-up dating show celebrity attempt to lose weight and some ego lifters disregard their own safety during a health crisis.    

Congrats to IE coach Tom Mannion for setting an under-80kg strongman deadlift world record of 710 lbs. (322kg) @ 175 lbs. (79.6kg) body weight! Coach Tom is going to attempt another big pull in five weeks, but until then is accepting new online clients. Sign up for coaching services here and request Tom...

Several YouTubers have explained how Athlean-X has tried to look stronger than he really is, but nobody has roasted him for it until now.  

Find out how Greg Glassman, CrossFit's founder, ruined his own company in a matter of days before resigning in shame.  

The world is burning--Minneapolis especially--but take comfort in the fact that you're not stupid enough to drink a high-calorie, low-protein shake for weight loss.  

The lockdown continues, and so do my coronavirus jokes.  

I've recently been featured on Starter Story, a blog full of interviews with successful business startup founders. I primarily discussed my apparel store: its origins, rookie mistakes, day-to-day-operations, plans for the future, and more. The article, even the title, has several typos that weren't in my article submission. Also, the $8,378.37 monthly...