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Exercises in Futility - Fails from the 2021 CrossFit Games
The biggest fails from the 2021 NoBull CrossFit Games with my acerbic commentary.
"Major Lift Blunders (2021)" apparel, inspired by the biggest fail from the Games, is available in three colors.
Exercises in Futility - How Hotels & Airlines are Fatphobic
Watch me roast Mary Fran Donnelly, a teacher who thinks that hotels and airlines need to expand their spaces and amenities because she's too fat to use them.
Exercises in Futility - The First Man to Compete as a Woman in the Olympics
The Olympics might give the Washed-Up Loser Olympics a run for its money.
Exercises in Futility - Tess Holliday's Bogus Anorexia Diagnosis
Watch me roast Tess Holliday as she explains her anorexia diagnosis despite fitting none of the criteria.
Exercises in Futility - Demi Lovato's Frozen Yogurt Shop Feud
Watch me roast Demi Lovato for issuing a fake apology after accusing a frozen yogurt shop of encouraging disordered eating.
Jujimufu's $100K+ Lawsuit Explained
Watch this video for the latest details on Jujimufu and Tom's business debacle.
Exercises in Futility - The Battle for Trans Women in Sports
Transgender female athletes still raise issues of fairness and diversity somehow. Watch me roast two collegiate runners argue for allowing biological men to compete with women in sports.
Gym Idiots - Capitol Wall Fall & New Year's Resolution Gym Fails
Watch as people with branches for arms try to infiltrate branches of government plus some resolutioners fail at their fitness goals already.
Infinite Elgintensity - Best of 2020
Watch me recap the most amusing moments in an otherwise dull and dreary year.
Exercises in Futility - How NOT to Pick Up Girls (Pt. 2)
Watch me roast Tyrone the Fitness Addict as he executes questionable tactics to pick up girls who have boyfriends.
Exercises in Futility - Fails from the CrossFit Games 2020
A global pandemic might've canceled a lot of events over health concerns, but nothing will stop the Reebok CrossFit Games from raising additional ones. Watch me cover the bad calls, dumb events, and other foolishness of the Washed-Up Loser Olympics, Coronavirus Edition.
How NOT to Handle Trolls (Featuring Boogie2988)
Watch Boogie2988's Twitter fingers turn to trigger fingers, with some analysis of the legal issues from yours truly.
The Infinite Elgintensity Shaker Bottle Bundle by Hydra Cup
I planned to sell my own line of shaker bottles earlier this year, but I bided my time during lockdown. After all, shaker bottles won't sell when people are out of the gym and/or out of the job. Now that many gyms and other businesses have reopened, I've decided to launch my line of shaker...
Gym Idiots - Big Ed Squat (90 Day Fiancé), Bench Press Fail, & More
Watch a washed-up dating show celebrity attempt to lose weight and some ego lifters disregard their own safety during a health crisis.
IE Coach Tom Mannion Sets World Record Deadlift
Congrats to IE coach Tom Mannion for setting an under-80kg strongman deadlift world record of 710 lbs. (322kg) @ 175 lbs. (79.6kg) body weight! Coach Tom is going to attempt another big pull in five weeks, but until then is accepting new online clients. Sign up for coaching services here and request Tom...
Gym Idiots - Athlean-X Fake Weight "Redemption," Wiz Khalifa Squat, and More
Several YouTubers have explained how Athlean-X has tried to look stronger than he really is, but nobody has roasted him for it until now.
Greg Glassman Ruins CrossFit Then Resigns!
Find out how Greg Glassman, CrossFit's founder, ruined his own company in a matter of days before resigning in shame.
Exercises in Futility - How NOT to Lose Weight in Quarantine
The world is burning--Minneapolis especially--but take comfort in the fact that you're not stupid enough to drink a high-calorie, low-protein shake for weight loss.
My Interview with Starter Story
I've recently been featured on Starter Story, a blog full of interviews with successful business startup founders. I primarily discussed my apparel store: its origins, rookie mistakes, day-to-day-operations, plans for the future, and more. The article, even the title, has several typos that weren't in my article submission. Also, the $8,378.37 monthly...