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After years of roasting ego lifters and fitness gurus on YouTube to expose what you should not do at the gym, I started offering online strength coaching services to reveal what you should do. Whether you want to stop lifting like a "Gym Idiots" candidate, get out of a training slump, or receive one-on-one guidance from a champion powerlifter, my coaches and I can help. 


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Gym Idiots Academy

  • Detailed critiques of 3 or more lifting sets
  • Weak point exercise suggestions
  • Follow-up e-mail to ensure compliance
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Plan for Ultimate Gains

  • Intake form and e-mail consultation
  • Personalized 8- or 16-week strength program
  • Diet guidelines and adjustments
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Deluxe Coaching Package

  • Weekly "Gym Idiots Academy" form checks
  • "Plan for Ultimate Gains" (8- or 16-week)
  • Ongoing check-ins with your coach
$280 value for just$249.99LEARN MORE