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After years of roasting ego lifters and fitness gurus on YouTube to expose what you should not do at the gym, I'm finally offering online strength coaching services to reveal what you should do. Clients receive sensible yet challenging training programs at affordable prices. No gimmicks, only proven methods and brutal honesty.

 

Meet the Team

I've partnered with the powerlifters who advise me on my own strength programming to work with as many clients as possible without sacrificing service quality. Meet the team that will help you turn your mush into muscle.

Tom Mannion
(Ireland)

Tom Mannion

Tom has 10 years experience as a PT and strength coach, initially qualifying through Premier Global in the UK in 2007.

  • Irish deadlift champion (181 class)
  • IPO deadlift record of 606 lbs./275kg at 180 lbs./82kg body weight

Elgin Mones, Esq.
(USA)

Elgin Mones, Esq.

You already know who I am, and you're probably here because you know that I back up my trash talk. I mainly coach professionals who struggle to maintain a work-gains balance and diehard fans who want to say that their spreadsheet came from a computer that I touched. 

Len Silvia
(USA)

Len Silvia

Len is a former 150-lb. twink and self-taught powerlifter. When he's not lifting, he's advising me on my troll campaigns and upgrading his computer.

  • 1st place, 2015 RPS Connecticut State Championships (198 class)
  • 2nd place, 2015 CT Battleground Push/pull meet (198 class)
  • 1st place, 2017 CT States 198 Raw Classic

 

Choose Your Destiny

Whether you want to stop lifting like a "Gym Idiots" candidate, get out of a training slump, or receive one-on-one guidance from a champion powerlifter, my coaches and I can help. 

 

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Gym Idiots Academy

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    Plan for Ultimate Gains

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      Deluxe Coaching Package

           Detailed and confidential lift critiques

           Intake form with follow-up e-mail

           24 "Gym Idiots Academy" lift critiques

           Weak point training tips

           Diet guidelines and adjustments

             Plan for Ultimate Gains

             Follow-up e-mail

             Eight-week custom strength program

             Daily e-mail contact with coach

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