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    • One random day per month--sometimes more, sometimes less--you'll receive a 15% discount code that's only effective for 24 hours or after the first 100 orders, whichever is sooner.
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    • Get push notifications when items are available for pre-order, while everybody else has to wait for social media posts several days later
  • Sound board
    • Play high-quality recordings of my popular catchphrases and impressions. You'll always have the right thing to say. Listen to the majority of the recordings in the following video (ignore the ad, as this app has no ads anymore): 


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