Check here for fitness industry news reports, my latest YouTube video roasts with additional commentary, diet and exercise guides, and retorts to mean comments.
If you're interested in being one of my guest bloggers, then submit an article for consideration.
Exercises in Futility - Lizzo's Body Positive Reality Show
Watch me roast Lizzo for trying to glorify obesity through a reality TV show in which she selects her next plus-size backup dancers.
Exercises in Futility - Record-Breaking Trans Swimmer Allowed to Compete Under New NCAA Policy
Watch me roast the NCAA for its weak response to the issue of trans women in women's sports and trans swimmer Lia Thomas for competing where he doesn't belong.
Exercises in Futility - Kali Muscle's Inadequate Heart Attack Recovery
Watch me roast Kali Muscle as he explains the extreme diet and supplementation changes that he made since suffering a heart attack, only to wind up in the hospital soon after.
Exercises in Futility - How Lizzo Squashes Internet Trolling
Watch me roast Lizzo as she responds to negative comments about her morbid obesity by baring her backside on an Instagram livestream.
Trans MMA Fighter Beats Woman in Pro Debut
Watch me roast Alana McLaughlin, a transgender woman who easily defeated a female pro MMA fighter in the name of trans inclusion.
Exercises in Futility - Fails from the 2021 CrossFit Games
The biggest fails from the 2021 NoBull CrossFit Games with my acerbic commentary.
"Major Lift Blunders (2021)" apparel, inspired by the biggest fail from the Games, is available in three colors.
Exercises in Futility - How Hotels & Airlines are Fatphobic
Watch me roast Mary Fran Donnelly, a teacher who thinks that hotels and airlines need to expand their spaces and amenities because she's too fat to use them.
Exercises in Futility - The First Man to Compete as a Woman in the Olympics
The Olympics might give the Washed-Up Loser Olympics a run for its money.
Exercises in Futility - Tess Holliday's Bogus Anorexia Diagnosis
Watch me roast Tess Holliday as she explains her anorexia diagnosis despite fitting none of the criteria.
Exercises in Futility - Demi Lovato's Frozen Yogurt Shop Feud
Watch me roast Demi Lovato for issuing a fake apology after accusing a frozen yogurt shop of encouraging disordered eating.
Jujimufu's $100K+ Lawsuit Explained
Watch this video for the latest details on Jujimufu and Tom's business debacle.
Exercises in Futility - The Battle for Trans Women in Sports
Transgender female athletes still raise issues of fairness and diversity somehow. Watch me roast two collegiate runners argue for allowing biological men to compete with women in sports.
Gym Idiots - Capitol Wall Fall & New Year's Resolution Gym Fails
Watch as people with branches for arms try to infiltrate branches of government plus some resolutioners fail at their fitness goals already.
Infinite Elgintensity - Best of 2020
Watch me recap the most amusing moments in an otherwise dull and dreary year.
Exercises in Futility - How NOT to Pick Up Girls (Pt. 2)
Watch me roast Tyrone the Fitness Addict as he executes questionable tactics to pick up girls who have boyfriends.
Exercises in Futility - Fails from the CrossFit Games 2020
A global pandemic might've canceled a lot of events over health concerns, but nothing will stop the Reebok CrossFit Games from raising additional ones. Watch me cover the bad calls, dumb events, and other foolishness of the Washed-Up Loser Olympics, Coronavirus Edition.
How NOT to Handle Trolls (Featuring Boogie2988)
Watch Boogie2988's Twitter fingers turn to trigger fingers, with some analysis of the legal issues from yours truly.
The Infinite Elgintensity Shaker Bottle Bundle by Hydra Cup
I planned to sell my own line of shaker bottles earlier this year, but I bided my time during lockdown. After all, shaker bottles won't sell when people are out of the gym and/or out of the job. Now that many gyms and other businesses have reopened, I've decided to launch my line of shaker...