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"Infinite Elgintensity" Gaming Mouse Pad

$ 9.99

Take this mouse pad into online battle, and internet warriors won't stand a chance.





Anti-slip rubber base and responsive tracking cloth for accurate targeting



Spacious and smooth surface accommodates quick hand movements



Washable fabric top with anti-fraying stitched border for extended use



Taut and slick weave reduces fatigue while gaming and shitposting


Infinite Elgintensity Mouse Pad

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  • 14" (L) x 10" (W) x 0.16" (H)
  • 355mm (L) x 254mm (W) x 3mm (H)



How do I clean this mouse pad?

Rub the cloth surface with a sanitizing wipe at least once per week to remove the salty tears and Doritos dust. Every few months, deep clean the mouse pad using one of the following methods:

Method 1: Hand wash

  1. Soak the mouse pad in warm water
  2. Pour a dime-size amount of laundry detergent on the surface of the mouse pad, then gently scrub it with a sponge
  3. Rinse the mouse pad with cold water until no detergent remains
  4. Pat dry the mouse pad, then air dry it on a flat surface overnight

Method 2: Machine wash

  1. Toss the mouse pad into the washer drum with your other clothes
  2. Run the washer on the "delicates" setting with cold water and your usual detergent
  3. Pat dry the mouse pad, then air dry it on a flat surface overnight


What gaming mouse pad is this comparable to?

The cloth surface is similar to that of the Razer Goliathus Speed Edition, which I used for over a decade. I ship the mouse pad in a waterproof mailer bag instead of a cardboard box to keep the price and shipping cost low.


Why is the cloth whitening in the center?

That's hopefully just built-up oil and skin cells, not other bodily matter. This issue is purely cosmetic, so the mouse pad will still do its job. Wash the mouse pad regularly according the instructions above, and you can restore the color or at least prevent further discoloration.