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"ZERO" T-Shirt

$ 24.99

Of all the jokes I've told and insults I've hurled, I'm best known for chanting "ZERO" to mock a crossfitter for kipping during a pullup record attempt in 2012. Crossfitters still aren't real athletes, and cheat reps still don't count.



  • Semi-fitted
  • 4.5 oz. 100% combed cotton jersey
  • Preshrunk jersey knit
  • Seamless double-needle 3/4" collar
  • Infinite Elgintensity logo on upper back
  • Printed inner tag
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Rolled forward shoulder
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
  • Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease