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"Dangerous Curves" Tank Top

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The road to Snap City is paved with good intentions. Crossfitters and other casual lifters frequently compromise spinal integrity for the sake of a deadlift PR. This design features Snappy the Cat, the frightened feline from many Infinite Elgintensity™ videos, and warns hapless lifters of dangerous curves.


  • 100% cotton 
  • Pre-shrunk 
  • Tubular construction 
  • Bound self-trim hem and arm-holes 
  • Double-needle bottom hem 
  • Semi-fitted