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"ZERO" T-Shirt

$ 23.99

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Of all the jokes I've told and insults I've hurled, I'm best known for chanting "ZERO" to mock a crossfitter for cheating his pullups during a record attempt. This Air Jordan "Jumpman" parody, which combines my now-signature catchphrase with a kipping pullup silhouette, mocks crossfitters for thinking that their farcical accomplishments make them true athletes.

This item is dropshipped and will arrive separately from any items shipped in-house.

  • Semi-fitted
  • 4.5 oz. 100% combed cotton jersey
  • Preshrunk jersey knit
  • Seamless double-needle 3/4" collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Tearaway label
  • Rolled forward shoulder
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
  • Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease