"ZERO" T-Shirt
Of all the jokes I've told and insults I've hurled, I'm best known for chanting "ZERO" to mock a crossfitter for cheating his pullups during a record attempt. This Air Jordan "Jumpman" parody, which combines my now-signature catchphrase with a kipping pullup silhouette, mocks crossfitters for thinking that their farcical accomplishments make them true athletes.
This item is dropshipped and will arrive separately from any items shipped in-house.
- Semi-fitted
- 4.5 oz. 100% combed cotton jersey
- Preshrunk jersey knit
- Seamless double-needle 3/4" collar
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Tearaway label
- Rolled forward shoulder
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
- Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
