ZERO (Rhabdo Red T-shirt)

ZERO (red)

$ 23.99

This Air Jordan "Jumpman" parody is an homage to the first episode of "Exercises in Futility," during which I chanted "ZERO" to dismiss the reps performed during a kipping pullup record attempt. Substituting the name and image of one of the greatest athletes of all time for my now-signature catchphrase and a kipping pullup silhouette mocks the record attempt from the video as well as all the other pseudo-athletic accomplishments for which crossfitters are known.



  • Semi-fitted
  • 4.5 oz. 100% combed cotton jersey
  • Preshrunk jersey knit
  • Seamless double-needle 3/4" collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Tearaway label
  • Rolled forward shoulder
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
  • Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease

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Length

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