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"ZERO" Snapback Hat

$ 24.99

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Of all the jokes I've told and insults I've hurled, I'm best known for chanting "ZERO" to mock a crossfitter for cheating his pullups during a record attempt. This Air Jordan "Jumpman" parody, which combines my now-signature catchphrase with a kipping pullup silhouette, mocks crossfitters for thinking that their farcical accomplishments make them true athletes.

 

This item is dropshipped and will arrive separately from any items shipped in-house.

 

  • 85% acrylic/15% wool
  • Structured, 6-panel, high-profile
  • Plastic snap closure
  • Grey under visor
  • Head circumference: 22” - 24”